On phone:

Me:”Hey what’s up”

J:”Looking at pictures”

Me:”Of what?”

J:”Ya know… pictures”

Me:”Dude… of what?!”

J:”… Ryan Ross.”

Me:”So straight dude, so straight.”

J:”Dude, I think I might be gay for Ryan Ross. Wait. Yeah actually I’m gay for Ryan Ross.”

Me:”Oh dear.”

J:”There’s like this one picture of him and Brendon-“

Me:”Dude!”

J:”NO! but like, they looked so happy with each other! There’s like no way Ryan won’t come back”

Me:”You just want to stare at Ryan in concert.”

J:”That too…”